A FREE MP3 from Franz Fur inHand in it till the end, while FF art school jokers go on we recently dis-join them by remixing none of the F.F tracks, by adding none of their parts music, no funky bass, no vocals not provided by them, and keeping our machines ship-shape by having no mp3's by said band we created the title of our track. The said remix by Jansky Noise of which no part belongs to Franz Ferdinand, is not for Franz Ferdinand fans, it's for F.F. hat{}ers/ Hatters, The Remix is called: "Franz Ferdinand might be from Glasgow and that's alright but their music is a pile fur in hand then christ destroyed us"

To upload this track which has nothing to do with them please click the following link here

This track as you can imagine, is subtle, smooth and silky with wonderful harmonised vocals..

Ru/bbihs

The Jansky Noise (remix) of Beecher - "Dead for weeks" has been DEAD FOR WEEKS WITH HARDLY ANY DOWLANDS, what's wrong with you peeople have you got no balls???>>>>>a spin YOUR WHEEL - here

Speedranch ^ Jansky Noise - have reK-mixed, local Manchester band, Beecher, the metal-core slab or remix from the latest Beecher album - Breaking The Fourth Wall is available here Arrrgghhhh...

More about beecher here

Jansky Noise was invited sometime back to create music's out of some music's he does not like. tHAT should be EASY????? The result of which can be found on the new WE BORE 2 album byToast & Jam Records USA, A clip of the remix which is a cover version of the Animals 'House of the rising sun' and an additional track by Dsico, The square root of Evil and others IS/AAARGH available on the offical website here

Watch this space above below for more boring announcements and genral nob snudge firm Jansky Noise Nose:

SPACE

Speedranch was working in a collaboration with Tokyo noise master Guilty Connector. Mr Guilty Connector is tipped top cat to join the top and cream of the crop like those (nose) other Japanease noise <N> CReators, like Massona and Merzybow. For donkeys years now the Japanise s have been flying the noise flags everywhere. Guilty Connector our agent in Japan can also been seen wagging his nose at a noise fest nr Japan. We can and will inform you now that he is truely well and guilty of noise crime. Apparently Mr Guilty is also a real good looker that means tasty man, so if you are a female noise maker who requires a man from Japan maybe you should call this man and make love sizzle in the noise frying pan. Mr Connectors extreme brutal shibaki noise Mr GxCx is on please feel more than at his own home site

#MELVINS SEEN LEFT OF THIS TEXT IN BLACK AND WHITE WITH A BIG FUNNY LONG UGOLY NOSE: yeh that one well Speedranch along with others Ryan from Cavity, Evan from Miasis, Aaron Turner from Isis, Mr Venetian Snares & End have to interpret the Melvins classic debut 'Ozma' through the medium of dance, entitled : OHZMA FOR GESTATING OIL WEAPONS'. It's star-blurdd bound 2B A musical contradiction of scattered drums / guitars thrust and disability especially if any of the above are on it, check it if you have been taking too many drinks after 12 or just not enough, either way when you hear the album it wont make any sense. . Due here soon, like that next drink and well what-ever else might come along

watch this space...and a few others.

Speedranch was still is could be collaborating in a duet with Mr Mike P P P P Patton the joint when cooked till over done, should be speweed, weeded, dug, ahh, DUG, out and released via the french underground (dead_) record label and imprint Even Stilte vive la france!

The album features art ciscts such as: Chris Dodge / Kouhei Matsunaga / Reynols / Dave Phillips / Guilty Connector / Birchville Cat Motel / Kiyoshi Mizutani / Lee Ranaldo / Yamatsuka Eye and other exceptional's like the big alcoholic noise maker Andy Bolus and of course the man machine himself Mr Merzbow, with a line up like this it should totall piss youre neighbours off and probably might help you sleep if you have a need for the sound of a small building site in your house for a day. A small yet suprisingly disturbed affair.

The three tenors - project began, didnt it? Who knows? If you ever see it buy it.

The collaboration comprises of an incredible line up of which we are so proud to present, and yet at the same time, unable to because we dont even know exactly who was in it, harrk, he who shall not be named, shall not be BLAMED<> the release could be on the HYDRAHEAD RECORD LABEL,, or maybe a band member singer, vocalist, dark hair, you know someone like that guy in the band Discordance Axis (shall not be named) but he could in the band!!! By the way do many of you Know who D.A are anyway, can anyone name the band members?? If you can and your not in the band please right to us and tell us who they are please send the answer to: JIMMYSAVILE@HOTMAIL.com:

YAKO, YAKO. YAKO, JACKO, and some Melted banana may also make an apperance as might the mighty crusader Speedranch.

Jansky Noise - has contributed another cover version of a classic Lionel Ritchieor rather Faith no More track - easy, Easy, like Sunday Morning. This rehash is an absolute shocker gWAaranteed to upset your mum and most people who liked the Faith no More version and perhaps those that like the Lional Ritchie version! Access the morning sickness mix for yourself and let us know what you think easy

Jansky Noise - appears on a THE BELFAST SONGS ALBUM, this is actually not just an album but a book and and album about MUSIC ABOUT<SONGS ABOUT _ BELFAST it's in accord and much more with: BLEFAST, yes but not only do you get a JANKSY NOISE golden nugget of music on this album ,NO NO NO, look into the chest and strike GOLD because BARRY ADE " BALLET SPANDAU" is this Gary Kemp????? we dont know but hey dont you want to check a record which contains JANSKY KEMP ??? come on, that old crooning mate, you know KEMp, the man the TV criminal Gary Kemp, so yeh no joke here this specially presented project The Belfast Songs and Book. contains 14 writers & 14 songs and it's could still be available if you follow thie link to Factotum the label and creative force behind the work.

Head over heels and toe to toe, this is the sound of Belfast's dead soul, perhaps, well, Buy the ticket and take the historical voyage through the whisky drenched sounds, streets history and people of Belfast ..burp...

Animal Macgregor - a close spa connected in limb by and to Mr Jansky Noise can be found out of his jungle and on the satiated recordings release, The Ministry of Shit 1.

The CD album Ministry Of Shit features DSP absurdity and general noise pop belching from the likes of Skkatter, Toecutter, DJ Smallcock, 7U? and many more.

You can atill check out MP3's from the album here and if it's really up yours you can purchase also click here for more

This CD was possibly made to highlight the continued amount of shit that the Ministry of Sound put out, then again maybe it has nothing to do with the poor or low quality music that the Ministry Of S**nd puts out, enjoy.

Speedranch and Jansky Noise are having a crack at the Pi Project it's a music / noise / mathematical compilation that challenge's each artist involved to insert a portion of the code for pi 3.14592 into their music.

Each composition or track created by the artists must have a part of the code represented within their song somehow, and the songs must be 3 minutes and 14 seconds in length.

Our mix and MP3 previews will be up here real soon.

The speedranch collaboration with Mick Jones & Tony James tentatively named James Jones is game on.

A sample of the tracks made so far are up on Alan Mcgee's poptones website (real audio).

If you like that one then there's more from Mick and Tony, of The Clash & Generation Xfame. They ain 't a band as such they're just mates and it's free to hear streamed for your enjoyment pleasure. The track is called why do men fight"... and it's a real track to throw your arms down to a celebrate life to, while we leave our leaders to think over the question why do men fight ??

Speedranch receives the EAST WEST BLAST TEST 2 separates.. from Chris Dodge.

The project follows the original experiment with Dave Witte (read review).

Although this project is in it's infancy you can expect more horrible innovation original grind / noise and ridiculous power thrash violence. A guaranteed experimental aural assault. Bring it on...

For those of you that love orgies with Japanese women we have just the ticket. It literally comes in the shape of hi-octane mini epic grind in a can, trust me when you get this baby your sockets will never be the same.

What the hell are we talking about? Errh the 2 x 20 second Speedranch ^ Jansky Noise tracks due soon on the TO-YO compilation. We made the movie didn't put it out, submitted the tracks and it's all there for your oral consumption. Other's featured on the CD may or may not be featured in the movie but that's because we are the directors. ARRGGGHHHHH, anyway try this link for more, if you can make any sense of this get back to us, like somebody somewhere once said "There's a strange power in it's unique feel…from the folkloric horror and satire to the hauntingly realistic and entirely gruesome special effects" XXX

Animal Macgregor & Jansky Noise - are in miracle of sex and noise that is the latest Hurts So Good CD compiled by America's finest COCK E.S.P.

Every knows the world of experimental music wouldn't exist without a cock, and the COCK ESP boy's bring experimental music with a touch of class.

The CD album hurts so good and features 99 tracks by 88 artists. It's a misadventure in sound with no rehearsal. remember the COCK E.S.P live experience is as memorable as it is forgettable, that's why you should buy this CD before you forget.

More about this disk and why it hurts so good at this location here

speedranch has submitted his remix for LAURA IMBRUGLIA... that's Nat's sister. As far as we know there both pretty tasty but we like Laura better because through the grapevine we here Nat is a bit of a brat.

Anyway Ray Ahn (Hardon's) will be playing bass on remix. T

he Mp3 will be up here real soooon.

You can expect it to sound like a road traffic accident at about 80MPH.

Imagine someone driving to popsville with a passanger who wants to hit the central reservation and your almost near on this soundtrack.x